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Random note ; Halloween's tomorrow.

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Just a quick update to keep this blog alive.

Just a few more days !

I have my holidays planned ahead already.-

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Penang, here I come ! *happily grins from ear to ear, :D*

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What are your plans ?

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Searching for bio textbook...

If anyone notices a bio textbook lying around, please tell me at once.

Hello XD

It's been a looooooong time since I blogged here. Haha.

Anyway, I really don't know what to blog here. =.= Haha.
Okay, I shall change the layout after exams, WITHOUT removing every single thing from the sidebar, like the sampat fellow. Haha. *coughshenrycoughs*

Anyhoos, HAPPY NERDING, people ! :D

Lalala~

Laugh out loud : Apa itu "pressure"?

*it's basically something that relates what we learned in physics form 4 with some funny stuff*


pressure....

FEEL THE PRESSURE!!!!!!! >.<

pressure....

water pressure, atmospheric pressure and gas pressure.....



according to Boyle's Law..

when the pressure increases, the volume decreases.....

relating Boyle's Law to kinetic theory..

its shows that when the gas is compressed, the no. of particles per unit increase. therefore, the frequency of collision between the gas particles and the wall of container increases resulting in the increase in the pressure of gas.

this means.....

when the exam pressure acting on me increases, the volume of my brain decreases.

thus,

when i have pressure, i cannot study.....

conclusion: i should not have pressure. xP


The Pressure Law....

pressure is directly poportional to its absolute temperature.

when the temperatue of a gas in a container rises, the average kinetic energy of the gas particles increases and move faster. hence the gas molecules collide with the wall of the container more frequesntly and more vigorously. this increase the rate of change in momentum and hence, the pressure increases.

So....

when the weather gets hotter ( temperature rise), i cannot study well, so i have PRESSURE!!!

thus...

i should on air-cond when the weather kills.

conclusion: malaysia should have for season. xD or i shouldn't be in malaysia. alternative methods.



Charles' Law..

volume is directly poportional to the absolute temperature.

when the temperatue increase, the kinetic energy increase.the gas particles moves faster and collide more frequently with the wall of the container. thus, the pressure that acts on the wall of the container increases. since the volume of the gas is allow to increase freely, the gas expands, with its pressure decrease until the internal gas pressure is equal to the pressure exerted externally.

So....

when the temperatuse increase, the knowledge particle in my brain collide more frequently. and pressure acts on the wall of my brain.

if this continues....

MY BRAIN WILL EXPLODE!!!!( volume increase)

conclusion: i still should on aircond. xD

- Extracted from my friend's blog.. It is the nerdiest blog I've ever seen.. hahaha! http://www.xxvirgogurlxx.blogspot.com/

In the vague world.

A picture which kinda resembles my 1st attempt
...opens the Bio book, stone at the same page for 5 minutes and Zzzzz.

Geez, so much for being a belian-er.
>.<


Gd'night folks.

..::Pictures!::..

Guys, these are the pictures!
Sorry.. I thought i sent them to henry..

HELLO MR. HENRY???

Guys, these are the pictures! Sorry.. I thought i sent them to henry..
HELLO MR. HENRY???

When i thought that there is a limit to all stupidity, i get proven wrong- by yours truly herself.

Hi there peeps.

Just a reminder to you guys. Do not, i repeat with much emphasis, do NOT study sejarah when you have not clarified where to start. Please start from Page 158 onwards. Do not be like me and study the ones before. Ugh, stupid stupid stupid me.

Hah! Cheers. Till next time.

check this video out

www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5bL5mZk8hk

Take a break!

Done your pekas, peeps? ^^







Today we had such a crazy day in class..
Our "handsome" mod math teacher went crazy as well! Pictures will be up soon.. Ask Lup Yee! x)
Anyway guys.. Take a break from all the nerding, don't study too much.. Especially jonathan and qizhan! =P



A short joke for you all:

Husband : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Wife : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Husband : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Wife : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

Lessons for a Better Life

Lesson 1:

A man, Chan Heng is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Lee Mun, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Lee Mun says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Lee Mun, after a few seconds, Lee Mun hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband, Chan Heng asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Lee Mun the next door neighbour,' she replies.

'Great,' the husband, Chan Heng says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.


Lesson 2:

A priest, Leon offered a Nun, Su Yi a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest, Leon nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun, Su Yi said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest, Leon removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun, Su Yi once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest, Leon apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun, Su Yi sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest, Leon rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.


Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'

Puff! He's gone..

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.


Lesson 4

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..

Lesson 6

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.

The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

Hope you like it, guys and girls :)